breastification

is made up of the 2 words, Breast & Suffocation

Extract from fictional book:-
It looks like accidental death, how can you tell; lack of oxygen whilst they were making love, obviously the woman on top position; you mean breastification where she has basically suffocated this poor man with her breasts, yes or something on those lines, what do you mean by poor, lucky son of a ....

by Mark Pownall December 9, 2008

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 3, 2005

breastpionage

To evaluate a woman’s cleavage without letting her know you’re looking.

Many think Obama's use of Predator drones was a result of the Bush administration proving their usefulness. In reality, President Obama is just engaging in some Pakistani breastpionage.

by Dawud_Kafir July 6, 2010

massive breast

breast so massive that the holder of the breast falls down

boy 1 : i feel sorry for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast .
boy 2 : who cares i just wanna squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 20, 2007

breast

Give any teenage boy a dictionary and this is most likely the word they'll look up.

Boy 1: Hey man, check it out ... 'breast, noun, two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman'
Boy 2: Awesome! Now look up nipple ...

by Kateeeee May 4, 2008

breasticles

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

by knifewounds January 16, 2009

ass to breast ratio

The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female

good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass

by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010