1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
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"yeah the wife said she needed more excitement in the bedroom, so I've booked as a Somalian Boat Party for next Friday.
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One friend: "My buddy got kidnapped from the mall and taken out to the desert and was anally raped for hours and left for dead!!" Other friend: "Oh man, I am sorry to hear he got Boartsed like that!"
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2.) A person who lies about the number of boats they own, the nature of their boat(s), the location of their boat(s), etc.
3.) A person who lies while on a boat.
2.) A person who lies about the number of boats they own, the nature of their boat(s), the location of their boat(s), etc.
3.) A person who lies while on a boat.
Upon further investigation Dilf was able to determine that Petubida did indeed own a boat, exposing her as a boat liar and ruining her credibility henceforth.
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