Boner

When your cock goes really hard.

Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.

by Fabio Fobbs March 11, 2012

boners

good, awesome, desirable or positive

Fire up boys, tonight is gonna be boners;

person 1: How good was last night
person 2: yeh it was boners

by jiggy jig November 17, 2009

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

boner

when you dick gets hard as a brick;you use this to shove up someones ass.

ima shove that boner up your moms ass.

by mikorico February 25, 2019

boner

When your dick gets hard. Called a boner because its hard as bone. Can occur anywhere, anytime, but most commonly in sexual situations. "Tenting" is when it goes horizontal in your pants, typically an embarrassing thing.

Rob saw a stripper and got a severe boner

by karate gamer July 1, 2016

boner

(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.

Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010