bobit

a unique individual that looks like it has a beak for a lip.

bobit pecks at the tree hoping to score some ants

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

bobbit

A slang term for the male genitalia

He caught his bobbit in a tool commonly found in woodshops, now he only has one testicle.

by GothicJedi June 3, 2006

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

bobit

To screw up a situation.

I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.

by 8nonymous December 9, 2008

boobity foo'

1. Out of the loop; Naive; Cracker-like

And them girls was thinkin' I'm all boobity foo'.

by Roy Franklin Harmon IV February 26, 2003

bobit

A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.

Jesus christ look at the size of the bobit on that ducks ass!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013