An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

liver board by MSMStud October 25, 2007

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mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

mexican diving board by mrlock March 27, 2009

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boosted board

Boosted boards are powerful, lightweight electric longboards that are fun to ride and perfect for the last mile of your commute

Casey Neistat rides his boosted board along the West Side Highway in New York City while flying a drone above the Hudson River!

boosted board by CrakkerJakk November 15, 2016

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across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

across the board by hipster November 18, 2004

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