bluntology

One whom has been highly educated about types of weed, rolling blunts, fixing blunts, smoking blunts, and blunt smoking etiquette (very important).

1)"Yo cuz, ask the bluntologist what type of weed we gots here."

2)"My boy Jewelz gotta teach me how to twist that shit cuz i know nothin' about bluntology."

3)"Damn Skals, stop hittin' that blunt out of turn. Don't you know anything about bluntology?"

by Jew Elz November 5, 2005

blutch

being young-minded and funny like elmo from sesame street, but in human form.

sars! caitlin is such a blutch!

by electricty ghost June 21, 2008

Bluetoothed

Being fooled momentarily into thinking
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.

Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...

Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...

by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009

bluetoothing

The act of peeing without the assistance/guidance/aim of your hand

Derrick had to pee, but couldn't use his hands, so he was bluetoothing it.

by Carbohydrate James March 16, 2011

blut blut blut

Used either as a greeting, a noise of celebration or a battle cry. Commonly heard at the beginning of garage/grime songs where the whole crew gather round and shout 'blut blut blut'. May come from the word blad/blood or even an impression of gunshots. Comonly used by ghetto 'youts'.

Dean sees Darren arriving and shouts 'blut blut blut'.

Mo' Fire crew open up a garage track chatting shit accompanied 2 shouts of 'blut blut blut'.

1 crew sees enemy crew arriving, point fingers at opposition, like a gun, and shout 'blut blut blut'.

by Jaytool June 9, 2005

bluetooth

A device put into a man's ear when he is unable to have a penis in his mouth or in his ass. Something that predominantly lower life forms have in their ears while out at restaurants or in front of you at the drycleaner and they continue to use them with no consideration for the waiter/waitress or store clerk.

On women, the same as above, but normally used by black women in automatic BMW's with balloon payments soon due - only used when in public places, never while in the car or else people who pull up next to them won't know that they have a cell phone!

Something that makes you look like you are running late for your Star Trek convention or the Dr. Who film festival. Only to be worn in public by morons.

She put her bluetooth in her ear and her brain fell out the other end, but no one knew the difference.

That goofball with the backwards hat is talking to himself while in line at Best Buy to show everyone that he has friends, but we all know that he is talking to his mama!

She walked up to my line at the store while talking on her bluetooth, I asked her if I could help her, she ignored me, so I yelled "next!".

by OnTheSideOfRight October 14, 2006

Bluetooth Johnson

Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.

Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.

Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.

Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.

by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008