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blunderbusses

A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.
Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!
by M-M-B May 30, 2008
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blunder-woman

Opposite of Wonder Woman
a woman who moves clumsily and or carelessly, who makes floolish and/or stupid mistakes, easily confused who blurts out stupid or foolish comments.
Someone told blunder-woman over here to clean the hard-drive, so she took it out and ran it thru the dishwasher.
by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007
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Blando

n. and adj.

plural: blan-dos

Derogatory term (except sometimes when used defensively by blandos themselves) applied to a performance music member, staffperson or other profiteer more interested in hype, marketing and supporting a political network than in music and genuine performance genres.

Original form was "bando", in order to distinguish those of mediocre intentions from genuine band and performance members and supporters. Similarities to the word "bland" are intentional, reflecting this impression of mediocrity, i.e., less than what could be as evidenced by hype and politics. Most usually related and applied to highly competitive marching band circuits and Drum Corps International (DCI).
"The best marching bands at the show didn't win, because the blandos were judging and put the blando school first." (both noun and adjective forms)
by Songspirit May 1, 2006
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Blunder Dragon

When someone makes a huge error or mistake, the person must cover their eyes with one arm, flap the other arm and stomp their feet in shame. Similar to a 'Dragon', thus, Blunder Dragon.
Dave - Hahaha you crashed your car!

Rhys - Dah! (Does the Blunder Dragon)
by Benji Marshall August 29, 2010
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blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.
Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.
by dom January 22, 2013
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Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin
Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!
by Drew January 15, 2003
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Blundy

The act of defecating while receiving oral sex and smoking a blunt (similar to a blumpkin)
After Evan and Ed shotgunned some beers, they asked Kristen to give them both a blundy.
by BrasANDKras October 28, 2007
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