Polish bloomers

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"

by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010

boozer bear

I bear that boozes frequently, thus breaking the age-old rule: Booze is not for bears.

The boozer bear is clearly wasted

by Deathicus August 30, 2004

bloopers

Nothing special enough to make an entertaining TV Show out of, trust me.
Bring on the third series of Carnivale!

"'And now... the Worlds Greatest Bloopers!!-'"
"Oh, switch this crap off!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 1, 2005

Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.

My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.

by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019

bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004