Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
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Black / English accent. Used largely in South Africa. Also can be used to describe the accent of a black man that wears a lot of bling.
by Jsev44 December 4, 2009
Get the Blinglesh Accent mug.When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
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Get the blinglish mug.Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"
2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
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