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Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.
I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night
by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011
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Blinglesh Accent

Black / English accent. Used largely in South Africa. Also can be used to describe the accent of a black man that wears a lot of bling.
Jezquanda is a black woman from England. She has a Blinglesh Accent.
by Jsev44 December 4, 2009
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Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009
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blinglish

the language of white kids in Somers who think they are black.
Me: What language do you guys speak?
Some Wigger: Yo, I speak Blinglish
by siphon April 4, 2003
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Bang Blindness

Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.

similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"

2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
by borntoboogie June 29, 2009
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refrigerator blindness

It's the temporary blindness after looking into the refrigerator light at night.
Steven: Damn, last night I banged my head after reciving a nice bit of refrigerator blindness.
by Shiptar January 26, 2008
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