blitz

German: A flash of lightning. Used to illustrate extremely high speed.

"The führer gave orders to start a blitzkrieg." (krieg=war)

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Ballroom Blitz

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".

Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)

by TangClock July 2, 2009

tower blitz

the game to replace tds

noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun

by basic noob December 14, 2021

Blitz3D

A programming lanuage for 3d games.

Mark Sibly is the author of Blitz3D

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

Blitzball

A fictional game used in Final Fantasy X. The object is to hit the ball into the other person's goal.

Jecht is the Blitzball champ.

by Mesna January 13, 2004

London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

by Stæcei April 23, 2015

blitz

Someone who is cursed and always misses the best stuff. To become the blitz you must stray from your group of friends.

Dude! You missed it! One of the beer pipes broke so there was free beer for everyone! Sorry, but I guess you are the new blitz.

by MonicaEGeller March 16, 2015