Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The imaginary committee you're part of when you have tiny boobs.

Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by RacistZebras February 7, 2009

bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

Betsy DeVice

The US Education Secretary’s nickname because of her dedication to a series of criminal and unethical cuts to the Education budget.

The defunding of the Special Olympics is something only Betsy DeVice could do while describing the program as awesome.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2019

Oh Bits

Used to express excitement about a person place of thing.

Oh Bits,I had a great time

by bitsy September 6, 2005

Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

Betsy

She’s the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet. She’s also smart and very kind, you don’t wanna lose her.Shes the most baddest girls out there

Person 1:Betsy is so hot

Person 2:IKR

by Supremekevin July 16, 2019