Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.

Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!

by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012

Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.

Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.

Is it wrong to wish that Bindi Irwin was taken instead of Steve?

by triggaz April 1, 2008

Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.

Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

binder

1) (collective) a number of women
2) (collective) a number of nouns associated with women, explicitly or implicitly

A binder of highly qualified women assembled to be considered for Mitt Romney's cabinet.

Major U.S. cities saw a swell of pubic demonstration, united under the banner of "saving Big Bird" and orchestrated by a single, engaged binder of concerned mothers.

by LexemeDepot October 17, 2012

binderjuice

A woman's naturally produced lubrication fluid.

Popularized by black underground rappers.

her binderjuice smelled like walnuts and old fish.

by johnny Rocket April 7, 2004

dick binder

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.

When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.

by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008

Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Croc Hunter Steve Irwin; used her Father's death to gain popularity.

Rob: "It's that Bindi Irwin girl again".
John: "Oh her, nobody knew her until her father died".

by heartcore--x October 29, 2007