Benz

Being a shit roommate who never wants to do anything ( go out, do dishes, anything fun)

Dawg, Jefery was being a complete Benz last night. He didn’t do the dishes.

by will mallory January 18, 2023

Benz

Shorthand for Benzodiazepines (like Xanax), a class of psychoactive drugs.

Jake: I need a benz to mix up with this weed

Hunter: Y'all dumb as hell for popping xans, pass that joint though

by RealJay January 8, 2021

Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct

Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed

by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025

Mercedes-Benz

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

Benz

It has just another drug in that!

It's just another benz in dat

by Severus Filler August 16, 2022

Benz

Is a luxury car that got that luxury dick. Smooth like a S class. But can clap that ass like an AMG. He's funny and charming. He loves to Netflix and chill, but never finishes the movie. They say he's funny. And you know what they say about funny guys. Funny guys are dangerous because they can make you laugh laugh laugh, then BOOM. You are naked.

Also, cats are the best. Plz adopt.

Damn Boi lemme ride yo Benz.

by Mbusa November 23, 2021