Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.

Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa

by DocEllis May 30, 2011

Pope Benedict XVI

All I could say about him, He is a good man that cares about world peace, love and charity. A man of God. Pope Benedict XVI. Anything he says is right,if he wants to bash gay marriage he can. Abortion sucks! Sex education only encourages immature teens to have sex for their lustful habbits. Long live the Pope.

Pope Benedict XVI is a man of good intentions that writes more books than Richard Dawkins.

by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009

eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008