The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

bollocks

In Ireland you call some one stupid a bollocks.

what the fuck do ya think ya doing ya fecking bollocks...ya?!

by lee April 7, 2005

bollocks

British Slang for damn.

My car was stolen! Bollocks!

by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck

1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.

2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.

1. Fuck off you ball sucking ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck slag whore motherfucker, it was shit I'm not paying you.

2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?

by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

bullocks

bullshit; nonsense; balderdash

Slang from Britain that means bullshit

I can't believe they lost the game! That's such bullocks.

by Guy McDonovan December 3, 2003

bellock

mayonayse, a nasty white substance much of that closely related to cum

i put bellock on my gurlfriends face

by finenburgerstein February 5, 2008

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

by Alex September 24, 2003