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Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
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Behare

behare is a very sweet girl. She does not want to hurt anyone and is very warm-hearted. She is very pretty and has a great character
behare is very direct, you should not mess with her. The boys like her, because of her fantastic character and because she is a special person.
by arianagrandeeeee January 6, 2019
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bedaly

Bedaly is autistic
by Bedaly September 24, 2020
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bealjob

the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything
boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...
by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021
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pete beale

Used instead of a Wolf Whistle when a fit woman walks by. (Sounds like a Wolf whistle when said)
Two blokes walking down the street and a fit woman is coming towards them one says to the other "Pete Beale"
by Kevin Penna October 30, 2007
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dicky behavior

Similar to slutty behavior
Term to describe a bully person
Jim needs to stop his dicky behavior and make less dick of himself in front of gurls
by Mellowdic October 6, 2011
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undefined behavior

Undefined behavior results when programs attempt to do things for which the standard defines no semantics, and requires no diagnostic either. Examples include dereferencing invalid pointers and dividing by zero. Executing such programs may cause them to produce incorrect results, crash, silently "work", or even format the hard drive.
It is commonly joked that undefined behavior allows the compiler to insert code that will start a game of nethack.
by henke37 May 23, 2014
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