Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.
-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

by Mori-Moto Godzilla February 23, 2008

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.
Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).
by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

by Lankajank December 24, 2007

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.
I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.
by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009

The act of popping your little sisters cherry, then slurping the blood from her vagina after spit it back through her nose and suck it out through her mouth.
by DaddyDjango September 18, 2019
