Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

lil banchero

A Person who smokes a lot of blunts and drinks a lot of alcohol.

jane: wow that kid drank and smoked so much he died
john: he must have been a lil banchero

by boris September 17, 2003

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

Beanhead

Used as a term of endearment for someone who has done something silly or slightly foolish, or is more than a silly-billy but less than a dickhead.

Awww, you're such a beanhead!

by meowMEnow July 27, 2011