Hayden baker

A fat depressed individual that likes hanging around with kids around the age of 5-7

Wow that Hayden baker is hanging around with two five year olds

by Niggafagot January 17, 2018

Ray Baker

The sun, according to LSU Football Coach Ed Ogeron

Coach O: "Woo! Ray out today!"

Joe Burrow: "Ray? Who's Ray?"

Coach O: "Ray Baker!"

Joe Burrow: "What?"

Coach O: "That big ball in the sky! He gon bake our ass today!"

by Silacious Krumb January 18, 2020

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.

The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

by Proud Left Wing Extremist December 17, 2011

beaver heater

a small electric fan typically stored in the bathroom or under someones desk.

hot air is blown forward and up into the beaver region

during the winter months ladies often have beaver heaters under their desk for extra warmth.

by haggis mchunty April 23, 2009