If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Balrog

He is a boxer from Street Fighter. Balrog, is big, dumb...and really, really strong. He is a world-champion professional boxer who's primary motivations include money, women, and living the high life. He's the only Street Fighter character who can't kick, and was the first Boss character you encounter in Street Fighter II. In the Japanese version, his name was M.Bison. It was changed to avoid any legal entanglements with Mike Tyson, who bears a striking resemblance, has his own game and is certainly no stranger to legal hassles.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

Red Baron

Arch-enemy of WWI Flying Ace - an alter-ego of Snoopy, famed dog from Charles Schulz's Peanuts comic strip. In many strips, Snoopy takes to the skies, his doghouse becoming a 'Sopwith Camel' flyer, to defeat the Red Baron, infamous WWI pilot. The Red Baron was supposedly shot down by a pilot Roy Brown, who coincidentally shares the same last name as Snoopy's owner and also flew a Sopwith Camel.

"Curse you, Red Baron!"

by Aurora Skye November 29, 2006

baroo

Who me? A reply given while imitating scooby doo. Usually followed by ruh-uh.

Fred: Your incompetence has caused a cascade meltdown in the power core. The end of the Universe is imminent.
Hank: Baroo?
Fred: Idiot!

by Lrgtalons March 9, 2005

social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

Balrog

noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug

PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

baromarcú

Hungarian expression of english word 'bastard' or 'bitch ass nigga'.
Who annoys the fuck outta you, then don't take the consequences afterwards and run away like a bitch ass nigga.

person1 sings really annoying.
person2: Hagyd abba, te baromarcú! (Quit it, you bastard)
person1 doesnt quit it, so person2 try to kick the shit outta him, but person1 runs away

by Dieselke October 17, 2008