bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

cock sucking bastard fucker

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

by Tom J H September 6, 2006

Veiny Bastard

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.

by The Digg February 27, 2008

basic bastard

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

by sverige March 30, 2015

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Halves on a Bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.

Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

by Hoo See January 2, 2018