barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

by TooSick4U May 11, 2015

Barnyard Pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a member of the Louisville, KY based kick ass rock band of the same name.

Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.

by Barnyard Pimp October 16, 2021

barnyard golf

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

by james c anderson April 17, 2006

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018

barnhart

King of the micro-cephalic pinheads. A self-promoting, boot-licker. This being is most known for his famous quote “Are we following the procedure yet?” which found its way into Bartlett’s Quotations following the utterance to the befuddled masses when asked for a technical interpretation. Also well known for his ability to use entire travel budgets, micromanage, hold a grudge, use buzzwords, and produce little. People marvel at this pointy-headed, ball cap wearing fellow whose stupefied puzzlement at the overload of trivial information at AMWTP somehow works out into a way of getting through life.

Hey boss, I have to give this presentation at head quarters in the morning and I need to catch a flight.

Sorry but our travel budget was Barnharted. You'll have to take a greyhound.

by unreliable August 1, 2008

Barnard Bitch

Stuck-up over achievers who go to one of the most prestigious institutions, Barnard College.

OMG, she's wearing a Chanel jacket? What a Barnard Bitch!!!

by Parson's Girl November 14, 2010