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bulldogs in the bathtub

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.
Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.
by brooklyn dave September 7, 2006
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Landover Baptist

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.
Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005
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baphomet

1. An idol or image

2. Idol or image originally used by the Knights Templar, claimed by the Inquisition to seal their heresy.

3. The most well-known and recent depiction shown by Eliphas Lévi's 1854 Dogme et Rituel de la Haute Magie, consisting of a goat with a torch between the horns. This image is often used as a representation of Satan or some other hierarchy of Hell.

4. Suggested etymologies:
A. From the Greek 'baphe' and 'metis', meaning "baptism of wisdom".
B. Atbash cipher for the Goddess Sophia
C. Acronymn: 'Temp. ohp. Ab.' originating from the Latin 'Templi omnium hominum pacis abhas,' meaning "the father of universal peace among men."
Baphomet was once thought to be a demon worshipped by freemasons, a legend originating from the Taxil hoax.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Baptist door

The back door of a liquor store in the Bible Belt open to the public. Baptists typically use this door to buy booze without being sighted by members of their congregation/family members
Thank God the Corner Store changed their back door to a Baptist door. I was tired of driving to the ghetto to buy booze
by bbbeeeaaasssttt October 29, 2010
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Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
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Baptized in concrete

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.
Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.
by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018
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Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.
Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.
by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016
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