Bakern't's Fallacy

The Bakern't's Fallacy is a common fallacy where someone tries to assign the same quality to some Cause as to the necessary Result of said Cause when, and only when, said Cause is the only exception to said Result; in other words, when, and only when, said Result is the Result of no Cause also.

Formally: (0=bad->(0->(x->0)->x=bad), where x != 0

Someone: if you hoard all the bread, then we will not have bread!

Baker: you didn't have bread to begin with so you're committing the Bakern't's Fallacy!

by Father of Sons December 19, 2019

Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023

Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.

You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.

by Sousukejc March 12, 2022

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005