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Balloondock

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.
The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010
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Balloon Kiss

when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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balloon knot

He was eye to brown eye with her balloon knot
by r3c0gniz3r May 5, 2018
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sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight
mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!
by israelmate November 1, 2010
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Eric Baillargeon

A big nosed freak who is also a HUGE weeaboo and will suck a dick for some loose change
That Eric Baillargeon would give suck to anyone for some spare change
by SwolTeamSix June 18, 2016
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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.
by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021
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