anchor baby

What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.

I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.

by Joshua Sweeney May 4, 2006

Ass Anchovies

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".

"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"

by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

anchor ass

An ass which is rock solid.

e.g if you kick the guys ass you will possiably break your foot- "fukin anchor ass!!"

by dhadda man February 25, 2009

Anchor Eye

The time your eyes suddenly drop to boob or butt level.

-Walking in the mall with your friend and you see a hot chick walking towards you with cleavage-

Friend: "Dude, did you just anchor eye?"
You: "Yeeah Buddy!"

by CJxOmnishot April 23, 2012

Alchobetes

Diabetes brought on due to excessive consumption of sugary booze. The sugary alcohol can be consumed as shots, mixed drinks, or frozen delights.

After taking several shots of the deliciously sweet pinnacle flavored vodkas, Caroline and Brandon both felt the effects of alchobetes.

by Brantel April 26, 2013

achomlishments

The opposite of an accomplishment. Examples of achomlishments include: bankrupting multiple casinos; sustaining a toxic brand through decades of failed businesses such as steaks, water, wineries, and pseudo-higher education courses; persuading a majority of voters that your opponent is a better fit for high office; spending time on Fox News; spending time watching Fox News; endearing yourself to your geo-political rivals as an easy mark and a useful idiot; breaching oaths of office; neglecting to read, understand and defend one's constitution.

The Dems have no achomlishments

by A. Cholmondeley May 24, 2019