Assuming

Assuming is not the same thing as knowing, or being able to rely on something.

Assuming something that has been there, been doing good, or hasn't shown shown signs of failure in the last 12 years or more is guaranteed to be there tomorrow is a dangerous assumption. Never assume the machinations of a few people won't send everybody back to the Stone Age taking everything from today with it tomorrow. It would be everyone's undoing but people like that if everyone else kept assuming no harm would come to them, their people, their home, their business, or anything else ever again without a fight.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

assumption

a thing that will make an ass out of you and me and is the mother of all failures and f*ck ups!
a thing to avoid making and thinking of!
a thing that is made by being lazy and not asking a question!

I made an assumption that a someone is a complete loser because of a failed exam, but later realized I made an ass and found out the student was really smart.
I made an assumption that the mower ruined a monument at the park, but later realized it was just weathering.
They all made an assumption that a teacher didn’t know how to teach a certain topic, when really the teacher was just testing them.

my assumption is that the three people with glasses are nerds, even though they are not.

ASSUMPTION: It makes an ass out of you and me.

by Anonymous 955534 July 14, 2022

Assumatory

When some bitch ass bitch assumes something about you.

“That was so assumatory of you”

by Mr. dick-shun-airy October 2, 2022

Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.

"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."

by BigChedda July 11, 2014

Law of assumption

The law of assumption is a philosophy proposed by Neville Goddard. Goddard maintained that what we assume to be true, we call into our reality. The law of assumption uses imagination as the catalyst for realizing our dreams and aspirations. It says that what we can imagine, we can create.

Law of assumption : affirm u have/are/do ur desire + persist = manifest in ur 3D reality.

by anonymous July 30, 2023

assnumbers

Numbers made up for a particular example that have no meaning beyond being placeholders for the given example. That is, numbers which have been pulled "out of your ass".

"This example shows how the cache lines are organized, but all these addresses are assnumbers."

by Mr Punch December 18, 2008

asssmithing

The persistent act of kissing someone's ass. So much so that the person in question has permanent lip marks on their ass.

"Man, Mark is really asssmithing that customer"

by Sausagedog December 21, 2007