assraped

when a certain restaurant has u working
40 hrs a week for 2.13 an hour and play bitch to the waitress for that time so you can make a good tip share. Then find out that your tip share has been "lost". Treated like shit all day long and your doing this for your a relative who guilted you into working there in the first place.

i was assraped my employer today. over and over and over and over.

by steven newcomb March 31, 2003

asscracker

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"
white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

by shanesmokey October 26, 2005

assrape

getten marred

what a wife dose to you

by joshua October 28, 2003

asscrackamaticus

1. a noun used to describe the rear of a beuatiful girl
2. a verb used to desribe something that is very good, excellent

1. Beyonce has got the asscrackamaticus.
2. Last night's party where I jerked it in your girls face was asscrackamaticus.

by UnderRadar November 27, 2006

assrapist

Andrew Lee
Located at Tullamoor Inn

Andy: "I am going to ass rape you!"
Andy's grandma: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Andy: "oh too late"

by DavioGrimmy July 10, 2004

Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person

1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.

by Dub C. December 20, 2008

asscapades

The act of being a gay man.

Jeff Gordon has the lead role in the asscapades.

by Chickie Chick-Chick July 30, 2006