by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021
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-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato
-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato
by Ididntsayscream November 1, 2021
Get the Asspotato mug.an insult made up by Castiel from Supernatural TV series, the reason for the insult sounding weird was due to Castiel being an angel, and not being able to properly understand certain human culture as well as being a literal holy figure
it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him
it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him
by ETERNALSPRING July 15, 2022
Get the Assbutt mug.Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.
Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...
Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!
Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...
Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?
Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*
Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!
Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...
Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?
Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*
by I see your search history April 29, 2025
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Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
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Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus
by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025
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