acockalypse

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.

"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand

by Pooploophu June 7, 2014

Resident Evil Apocalypse

A lame attempt of a zombie movie. Poor quality. Only " good " parts were parts with the black dude and boobs. Has nothing to do with the game. A waste of money.

My friend who is a moron: I saw Resident Evil Apocalypse today, and it was awesome.
Me: Get a fucking life...

by Super Xero October 4, 2004

The Apocalypse Of Emo

The day every decent human being waits for.
And we don't mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the Hot Topic wearing,LiveJournal writting,Laguna Beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
And on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast The Libertines from our car stereos and shout "THE REVOLUTION LIVES!"

Jesus will come down and play the solo of "I wanna be sedated" on the Eve of The Apocalypse Of Emo.

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

zombie amocalypse

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.

Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*

by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011