Neo-Amish

Someone who refuses to adopt and use technology beyond a certain level of development.

Lee won't give up his old cell phone for a smart phone because he's neo-amish.

by TravCam March 23, 2019

doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory

Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017

amish pingpong

while the man is in doggy style position, the woman bats the testes of the male

Ruth and I had a great round of amish pingpong last night, but I can't walk properly today. Because my nuts hurt.

by Larry the Man with the plan and a PhD December 8, 2006

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Adithya

A synonym for the best person in the world. He can blow you away with his athletism and can humiliate you in all sports. He makes Albert Einstein look childish and will assassinate Donald Trump in the future, making him the people's hero.

Person 1: I wish I could have Adithya as my brother.

by Luck Master 2017 January 17, 2017

Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

by SweetV January 26, 2010

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.

Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.

by Amish Donut July 14, 2014