amigo

spanish for friend

Aqui esta mi amigo Fran

by Pronetpc.com February 20, 2005

amish plow

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)

Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!

by AXiD July 28, 2004

alison

The most beautiful girl ever seen by anyone ever. From the moment she is seen you will love her. She is funny, smart, fun. If you dont love her, you are gay (even if your a girl). When ever she smiles or laughs your heart melts a little. When you make her happy, you feel as if your goal in life has been fulfilled. She. Is. Perfect.

Gay guy: Did you see that girl? She makes me want to be straight. Definately an Alison.

Straight guy: (incoherant babbling)

by incoheran babbler April 5, 2009

Amish popper

The Amish will put out an add in the paper looking for males to render semen for impregnate females. The male must do so with sheet covering the female from the waist up. Also, the local pastor would be present to observe. The goal is to diversify genetics without keeping the male around. Basically a sperm bank the Amish way. The males that do so are nick-named Amish poppers.

Josh earn his Amish popper tab this weekend!

by Willie120 March 23, 2010

Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014

amiss

Not quite right, amiss can imply that something is wrong, or is not going as planned.

"Fawkes: Is there something amiss? You still haven't unlocked the door".

by Kyle.biddle November 8, 2010

negro amigo

Quite simply
black friend.

Person 1: Yo homie, who's that black chick with you?
Person 2: Bro that's my negro amigo shaniqua!

by bantzcentral January 27, 2013