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Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.
AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)
by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011
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Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping
mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
by OG grandma May 27, 2015
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amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! March 9, 2016
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Amazon Prime and sexy time

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
by RuleZzY September 23, 2016
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amazon-go

To shoplift an item.
I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.
by Jaker17 December 6, 2016
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Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.
Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.
by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018
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Amazon Echo

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
by Pacedonica April 4, 2019
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