amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

amazon-go

To shoplift an item.

I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.

by Jaker17 December 6, 2016

Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.

Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.

by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018

Jovanni Amazon

A big ass boy

Jovanni Amazon is 𝓕𝓪𝓽

by QueefMcnuggetMcGee January 13, 2020

amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account

Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?

by liuquil November 15, 2021

Fiery Amazon

When a male has sex with a female that has excessive pubic hair. Near climax the male ignites the female's pubic hair and puts out the flame with his ejaculate.

I fucked Dona last night and gave that bitch a FIERY AMAZON.

by Dark Charlie666 August 16, 2011