presuckshoal agreement

/n An agreement between future spouses on the scheduled act of performing felatio.

Nick: Can't believe your going thru with it man.

Jason: Dude I didn't wanna marry her but, she signed a presuckshoal agreement.

by Viralpinpoint December 27, 2011

douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013

I graciously pretend to agree.

Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)

Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."

by 1570Maple October 13, 2013

Gentleman's Agreement

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.

A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Agreegasm

An intense rush of pleasure experienced when strongly agreeing with something or someone.

That Richard Dawkins speech just gave me an agreegasm! I was like: 'Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Oh God YES! I am the Choir now preach to me! Preach it to me hard!'

by Holograph September 26, 2010

prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h January 6, 2008

licensing agreement

The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.

Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?

Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!

by AJFreeway March 1, 2008