failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.

Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.

by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010

Louisville Abortion

Terminating a pregnancy with a baseball bat.

My girl just told me she was pregnant, but I gave a her a louisville abortion.

by snoopydg63 October 19, 2010

abortion

The act of terminating a life before he or she has had a chance for natural survival. Also a symptom of a society that has failed women. The rate of abortions in the United States could be reduced with logical prevention measures such as single parent housing at universities, more sex education in schools, better state adoption laws and awareness, and better general social support for single parents.

She'd heard that giving up her kid would be too hard, so Jenna decided to have an abortion.

by shouldbewritingapaper December 27, 2008

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004

Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.

The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

christian abortion

Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.

Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.

by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014