Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

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Fez (Robert Brian) A.

A sweet and amazing guy who is extreamly forgiving. even though his ex girlfriend is a dumb bitch. she cheated on him four times and ruined the reationship due to her own stupidity but shes extreamly regretful and would do anything for him back. She lost the best thing thats ever happened to her. She was lost and confused. and she just wanted to feel wanted. Theres not a day she doesnt think about him. And she feels depressed whenever shes with her new boyfriend because all she can think about is him. She picks her boyfriend apart aand compares him to him constantly in her head when all she really wants is to hear him say he loves her one more time. and for him to call her sweetheart again, (im sorry.)- M.K.

girl one: have you met Fez (Robert Brian) A. ?
girl two: yes! hes so amazing and funny. (:

by M.K. a very sorry girl. May 19, 2011

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