The act of zipping your pants up in a hurry and accidentaly catching the tip of your penis in the teeth.
Made famous by PC Productions, an underground film group.
Made famous by PC Productions, an underground film group.
by Clint Davis January 2, 2006
Get the Tip-Zipmug. 1. A black person who is trying their best to please white people
2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes
3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool
4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes
3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool
4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
"Did you hear Tyrone telling that racist joke to his white co-workers? What an absolute Zip Coon."
"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"
"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"
"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
by lemondifficult May 15, 2018
Get the Zip Coonmug. An energy drink powder, which comes in a tube,that has just recently been released at costco and other fine stores across the u.s. The instructions on the side of the tubes say you are suppose to mix it with water, but the people that abuse it get an instant high by jsut eatign the powder which causes you to have invuluntary spasms. the powder gets its reputation from its nutritional facts which says it contains 41667% vitamin b12 for every tube.
by Jeff Stiles September 14, 2008
Get the zip fizzmug. The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008
Get the Zip Jobmug. A newly coined interjection which is a healthy and satisfactory alternative to cussing. It contains such elements as a sharp consenant sound (much like the F word, with the c-k sound, or the s word with the i-t sound.) It is said that people benefit by using this word because the said people are usually deemed funny-man status, while still hanging on to the respect of those who are impartial to more drastic curing.
by marcky_barcky March 22, 2009
Get the Zip zapmug. ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011
Get the Zip-Rashmug. by Beanie Lord MX May 29, 2018
Get the Fly Zipmug.