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New Zealand

A beautiful lesser-known country with amazing scenery, lots of green and caring people. For you idiotic Americans who hate us, what did we ever do to you? Nothing? I thought so. For all you fellow kiwis out there, who cares about those haters? <3
Let's go on a holiday to New Zealand!
by TheProudKiwi April 6, 2017
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New Zealandic

Of, from, or pertaining to New Zealand
New Zealandic culture
New Zealandic wine
New Zealandic butter
by Harveybennett February 8, 2021
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zelda

by joe April 16, 2003
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Zedda

A zedda/zeddar/zedder/zed/Z3DD4 is a very complex species...
1. First of the way they type using CAPITALS, NUMB3R5, Using Underscores inbetween words, ending a sentance with the classic double dot x (..x) and using to "i's" together like "0MG_4iiM3_iiM_JUST_S00_C00L_H3H3H3H3..x" and which makes this illegible, zeddas are everywhere, beware children..

2. The e-dating, OMG, the e-dating isn't that digusting... If you don't know what e-dating is its dating people on the internet like CH4RLii_4ND_B3XXii_43VA..x
No, it's not going to be for 'forever' more like hmmm, a couple of days, until he/she E-DATES. Crisis, the zeddar will look for another of their kind using their call 'H3LP_H3LP_H3LP..x'

3. Where to find these 'zedda's' well, everywhere on the internet, bebo, facebook, myspace, habbo, anything social.. they'll be there I'm warning you... look out.
Amy: 0_3333MMM_G3333_Y0ULL_N3V3R_GU3SS_WH4T_ViiCKii_S4iiD_T0_BR3T..x

Oscar: 0_3333MMM_G3333_WH4T?!?!?..x

Amy: WiiLL_Y0U_3-M4RRY_M3_H0W_SW33T..x

Oscar:3333333K_TH4TS_4M4ZING_H3H3..x

Me: Wtf. What a bunch of zedda nobs.
by Cowfa April 2, 2009
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New Zealanders

Types of New Zealanders:

- Aucklanders
- Mongrel mobsters
- Islanders
- Bogans
- Deep Southerners

Aucklanders are trying to fit in with the rest of the world and assimilate with American culture by creating over-dramatised reality TV shoes and watching too many movies. In reality they are struggling to find their kiwi identity because they are so locked into their metropolitan lifestyle.

Mongrel mobsters are Maori folks who are pissed at the racial injustices of the past and lash out against the Pakeha imperialist regime through violent anarchy and civil disobedience. All mongrels are dangerous but not all are immoral. Some mobsters work a positive change in their communities by fucking up any dickheads who try to sell harmful drugs to their whanaungatanga.

Islanders are other Polynesian folks who have immigrated to Aotearoa. Islanders are usually devout Christians who love wearing their church clothes and lava lavas, sipping kava and eating pork roasts.

Bogans are rural nutcases who enjoy drinking beer, driving beat up Holdens, and listening to Metallica. They typically have long mullets, few teeth and no shoes.

Deep Southerners are usually white folks of Scottish descent who live in the cold, isolated district of Otago and speak with a thick accent, if they speak at all. Southerners are quite possibly the most hard case, tight lipped people you will ever meet and don't take shit from any pussy arse townies.
Don't sell P to New Zealanders or the mongrel mob will fuck you up.
by Seismic Refugee September 30, 2018
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Zendaya

She's a beautiful queen. She is an actress who played in shake it up, she's an amazing actress she plays all her roles very beautifully she also was in the greatest showman she's in general a nice, calm outgoing person. she is a blessing from God
friend: " who's Zendaya

Zendaya fan: THATS PERFECTION
by lovezendayabishhh June 20, 2019
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zeldastep

A type of dubstep, only cool if you're a videogamer. Tunes are typically taken from videogames such as The Legend of Zelda.

If you're not an avid player of videogames, zeldastep will probably be the lamest thing you hear in your life, with the exception of brostep.
Go to youtube and type in "Lost Woods Dubstep Remix". Listen to the video.
Lost Woods is a place in Zelda that has its own song, and that song has been remixed in the dubstep style, thereby producing zeldastep.
by V1ol3t December 25, 2011
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