Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

A guy that will never fail to make you laugh.Gives off BDE(big dick energy)and will get you’re mom pregnant in minutes.He will take you’re younger brothers V-card and still leave everyone with a smile.Most of them like chicken nuggets and tight pussy.Also like sport and fucking teachers.Theyre favorite things to do are hanging with they’re homies and watching porn.

Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person

Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”

Jessica-Wow,Zander looks so strong.Do you know if he goes to the gym

Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active

Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?

Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander

by Johannes wicki’s cat November 22, 2021

zander

a creature found in a school

there was a zander in my school

by nothing99 May 9, 2022

Zander Gardner

Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills

Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!

by Yusin bumm March 1, 2022

zander

someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world

“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”

by briocko March 12, 2023

Zander

Usually really shit a rainbow six siege and goes 1-9 every game, also ass at 2k and can only pass the ball.

We lost our game on 2k cause my teammates was being such a zander

by Fuckyouzander September 8, 2020

Zander

Zander Zhang - he's the cutest boy in the whole world and the definition of perfection. His personality is amazing, he's sweet, funny, hot, smart, very attractive and he cares genuinely ;) when he smiles he could make your shitty day so much better! And if you find a boy like Zander you would be the luckiest person in the entire universe :)

Zander is too cute!!

by julia._.hd August 14, 2018