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Japped yoke

A Japanese or korean car that has been robbed thru breaking the ignition with a vice grips and sticking a flat head screwdriver into the ignition to start it. Usually these are robbed and burnt out in 6-54 hours, but in rare occasions the car can be a merc and it’s robbed in a different way for rallying. Either way it’s done, it’s fucking active. CARRIG ON TOP 🔝 #P43
Me and the bais got a jap yoke last night and flaked it on the pikey for a penny. The japped yoke flaad a yew young fellas when they wrapped it off an aul doll and blew her box to the moon w a half o of flake with a cake as a mistake to take a wait for a mate with for ate on a date Ygm mate!?!?
by Jaddy da Baddy May 28, 2025
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yoke ki

girl 1: do you know yoke ki?
girl 2: yea I do, shes my best friend
by dhheheujdosos August 7, 2023
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yoked at the sticks

When you're too good at the game.
"Just clutched my 1v1 in Rape Wars, guess you could say I'm yoked at the sticks"
by sup3erf1sh September 22, 2023
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Yoke

Verb adjective: to grab someone by the throat or hair in order to show authority. Dominance, and to assault. Generally reffering to a female prostitute. But can also refer to a male that you think only deserves the treatment of a female prostitute.
She has been doing side work and not accounting for the other money accounted for, so I yoke her up and help her over the queensboro let the lil bitch piss herself before pulling her back over the rail. Tried to not pay for a front so I rolled up on his crib yoke him up and settled things.
by 187TEAM February 28, 2020
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Yoke

Verb: Southern US slang from grabbing someone roughly and pulling them up.
Ex: “Keep talking that trash, and I’ll yoke your ass out that car.”
by GrayJediJ March 19, 2019
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yoking at

getting shot at more commonly for no reason at all.
Joe: carl heard you got shot at a couple days ago you cool.

Carl: yeah dey yoking at me,but i'm cool.
by hurricanecronic. February 22, 2009
mugGet the yoking atmug.

Yoke

Yoke is another way of saying joke. However in a more ironic fashion.
Imagine being Benjamin, what a yoke.
This game is such a yoke.
by FriendlyFace111 July 9, 2020
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