Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

shower yogurt 

an edible creamy substance you find at the bottom of community showers. often tastes like semen.

as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.

shower yogurt by the forgotten misfits April 28, 2011

stirring the yogurt 

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

stirring the yogurt by userbits March 7, 2010

sheep yogurt 

the biproduct of bestiality.

"Eww, is that sheep yogurt on your britches Jeb?" "Yarp."

sheep yogurt by operationthunderbolt March 11, 2009

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle 

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle by The Brigstain February 26, 2009

strategic yogurt production 

French foreign trade protectionism

Even though Dannon owns a large chunk of Pepsi, they wanted to make it illegal becuase of their strategic yogurt production.

strategic yogurt production by Joe Noory January 15, 2008

Strawberry yogurt 

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

Strawberry yogurt by theoxfordcomma October 10, 2018