yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.

He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

yoink

yoink (third-person singular simple present yoinks, present participle yoinking, simple past and past participle yoinked)

(onomatopoeia) To make a yoink sound.

(colloquial) To hop or bounce.

nonce word for an action that impacts on something, especially if it is sudden.

To kill.

Noun
yoink (plural yoinks)

An ordinary person with nothing to recommend him or her.

Interjection
yoink

Used for emphasis or to express that one is impressed.

Etymology 2
Coined by writer George Meyer for the TV show The Simpsons

Interjection
yoink

(colloquial) Onomatopoeic, accompanying or describing a yank, or snatch.

Verb
yoink (third-person singular simple present yoinks, present participle yoinking, simple past and past participle yoinked)

(colloquial) To yank or snatch.

To steal.

To take or win (something) that others want.

Gets a kill in fortnite: YOINK

by MEMEBIGGESTBOIII April 23, 2019

Yoink

A yoink is a mild version of yeet and is used mostly by boys called Lucas

Aw man, Lucas yoinked kai really hard this morning

by Yoinkmaster69 September 10, 2019

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022