winking star saloon

literally, an asshole. rectum. anus.

i told him i wasnt into hangin out at the winking star saloon

by jokuhl September 29, 2008

Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

by tbop January 10, 2011

Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016

Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019