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Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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Revamp My Wool Jacket

Codephrase for "shave my balls with a machine".
So glad I decided to revamp my wool jacket yesterday - feeling and lookin' fresh to death!
by wooljacketrevamper March 26, 2020
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They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)
by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009
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Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.
by ISoRandom November 1, 2015
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Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
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