Wolly Womp

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.

Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"

by Master Walrus Doorknob March 1, 2011

Willy Wompus

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Wompted

When a person gets drunk and does some nasty, horrible, sexual act that couldn't be done sober.

"Kristina got wompted when she got so drunk last night."

by Aaron Santiago February 22, 2009

wompuff

The act of punching a child in the face

he was charged with wompuff.

by CallMeAweSome August 10, 2010

Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')

(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."

by Motieu September 12, 2011

Womp-Nuggets

Inadequately sized fecal matter. Generally shaped like nuggets or small pebbles, Womp-Nuggets generally occur when the nugget producer is expecting to dominate the bowl with a lumberjack sized shit.

May also be used as an expression in place of "Darn."

Damn yo, I thought I was gonna clog that piece fa sho! I ate two double cheesesteaks and Womp-Nuggets were all I gotz.

Womp-Nuggets!

by olletsoCT January 6, 2012

Wompletoph

Type of johnson brat worst slapped across the skin of another person or being.

Stacey I went home last night and woody slapped me with the wompletoph

by Alcohalin' ass November 8, 2017