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winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

Rip Van Winkle 

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.
Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?
Rip Van Winkle by manat31790 March 20, 2011
A girl named Winnie will always have your back, she's always kind to you and maybe has anger issues. Besides that she's a great person and everyone she talks to instantly falls in love with her! She's got a great sense of humor, and although she may of had some downs in life, she doesn't let that keep her from making others happy. She may not be the best in school or be all that popular, but she is the life of the party!
Dude, Winnie is such a good friend.

I know right!

Winking Snorlax 

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"
Winking Snorlax by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012

Winking owl

The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other
As Sarah was mountain climbing above me I looked up and seen her winking owl.
Winking owl by BPH47 March 8, 2018

Winkle Drip 

an insulting name for someone who is a complete dick OR a dripping penis
dammit jimmy your such a winkle drip
Winkle Drip by vomit_safari October 18, 2008