windows 

a great operating system.
for gaming.
...that's it.

in all seriousness, windows is a perfect OS for people like you.

dude: did you hear, man?! they released the new xbox!!!
dude2: really? what's it called? what kinda processor? details!!
dude: Xbox XP with a 3.2 GHz Intel Pentium 4!!1!!1! lol pwned!!
dude2: that sounds a lot like a standard gaming PC with windows
dude: no man, it's so much better! omgwtfbbq!!!111!

windows by l0rdn1k0|\| May 1, 2006

Windows 

Best OS ever concieved. Beats linux with tux's own severed fin and makes Macintosh OS look rotten. Windows NT technology is a major step in technological advancement. Windows XP lets me play all my games and music and other media, and everything else with ease. People who dislike Windows and bash it are probably using Windows, so they should stfu. Those who do not use Windows and bash it are stupid rebels with little reason not to use it other than to be able to say "LINUX FOREVERS!" even though linux is actually a peice of shit comparable to Windows 98, only without the ability to play games that cant be emulated using a shitty program known as Wine.

Windows rocks. It lets me do everything I want with ease. People who dislike Windows and say it sucks need to STFU and download it already.

Windows by Jon l33t November 10, 2004

Windows 

very very popular os made by microsoft. i'm giving up on it the minute someone comes up with a fully functional windows emulator for linux that runs all my games and other fun windows stuff. damn thing crashes 2 much.

bill: dude is a hybrid version of wine coming out
pill: idk check the website
bill: dammit i wanna kno. if there is a hybrid wine im ditching windows cos the damn thing crashes 2 much

Windows by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Windows 

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

Windows by j March 14, 2005

windows 

Dogs crawl under fences programs crawl under windows.

Hold on im still rendering that naked woman on my windows box.

windows by duh June 3, 2003

windows 

A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows"
"AGHAAHSGJQWVHK!VJE!VEJ!GEH!K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

windows by Delf June 23, 2003

Windows 

An operating system that was not meant for server operating. It's a fine workstation if you have a recently made computer and windows xp. Windows 98 = HELL

The computer user paid $300 for the liscence for Microsoft Windows.

Windows by MessedRocker December 17, 2003