wiitard

Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.

Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"

by hazalife January 24, 2010

Wifart

When your wife farts.

I'm getting tired of all the wifarts in bed.

by Tyqar October 6, 2010

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Wiitard

A person who owns a Wii gaming system and thinks it is better then the ps3 or xbox 360.

Anyone who brags about there Wii is a Wiitard

by Ghostismyname September 14, 2007

Wifa

To perform a culturally white action "with a" (wif a) white person by association making them white. Opposite of a wigger.

Pronounced "why-fuh"

1.
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"

Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."

2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."

by wedge212 March 19, 2015

wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro December 29, 2007

WINTANIC

A win of such epic proportion, that only the largest ship in history could even think of attempting to carry a load of that much win.

I just got promoted to a position higher than my boss and fired him within 5 minuets!" "That's awesome!" "WINTANIC!!!

by Cowtown Ninja December 4, 2010