strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011

Fetty Wapping

When you’re smoking and you get smoke in your eye and it burns too much to open

Damn bro look at Eric over there he did a French inhale and now he’s fetty wapping hard.

by Dinghy24 December 4, 2017

wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

Wanging

Financial: high volatility in price movements, highly unpredictable market movements.

These stocks are really wanging around, man.

by The Man Mountain March 5, 2010

wantingly

An adverb version of "want"

See examples as it will be better explained.

"He wantingly tries a jalapeño pepper every time he goes to the Mexican restaurant."
"She fucks the fat guy every day wantingly."
"The young guy wantingly talk with elderly people."

by Digitus September 6, 2005

Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

Wanting To See A Friend Smile

May possibly involve playing a little prank on a friend in hopes of seeing them crack a smile during a diffucult day.

Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.

But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.

She should learn how to take a joke.
<3

by ANONYMOUS.124 March 1, 2009