Wankation

When you haven't jacked off in a while.

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.

by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011

Planker Wanka

A person who rides a skateboard.

"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"

by Major noob October 22, 2008

wankador

Similar to a conquistador, but goes to countries just to wank in them.

"I have claimed this land in the name of Al Gore," said Al Gore, an accomplished wankador. "How did you claim it?", asked his wife. He chuckled and looked away.

by Patience Knopf February 10, 2010

Wankaround

The british version of a circlejerk.

Any situation, whether online or in real life, where large groups of people who agree on something discuss it at length, patting themselves on the back for all holding such excellent opinions.

The comments on the Guardian are a total liberal wankaround.

by CA3080 August 14, 2012

wankalone

A synonym for semen

'Arklone' is a trademark for what is substantially propanol, 'Wankalone' is my trademark.

by mcafzap November 15, 2016

Wankappotomus

As Wanker means a person who masturbates, Wankappotomus is a female groping, scum of the earth that needs to masturbate several times a day to cope!

"Hey did you hear what happened to Layne? What a Wankappotomus! The dude got caught showering pedestrians from a roof top...if ya know what I mean!"

by ohlayne April 12, 2017

wankaflop

Wen master-bating two hard , penis goes floppy

"Ahh man had another wankaflop today, Dick just went down like a kite"

by Vannott August 27, 2017